He’s the wisest man in the church
There’s nothing he can’t do
If you turn down your ministry
He’ll be there to do it for you.

He’s also a very faithful member
And shows up right on time
If you don’t honor your commitment
He’ll cover you every time.

He’s obviously very wealthy
The plate’s always passed his way
If you choose not to give a cent
He’ll all the expenses pay.

Who is he? You may ask,
This one with such acclaim?
Thank God he’s in every church,
“Somebody Else” is his name.

© Loyd C. Taylor, August 2008

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